How did you end up with them?

How did you end up with them?

Hello! My name is Steven H. Stolen Christmas decorations. Please look at these items and if they belong to you, or you know who they belong to, please DM me so that I can get these items back to their original owners. The police have been notified of the items. However, if they belong to you, I would rather get these items back to you instead of the police property room and red tape. The thieves are known and as you might guess it is a trio of privileged juveniles! The prosecution of these individuals will probably be a waste of your time, but I say go for it if these items belong to you.

mutton : For all concerned, I am a 23-year retired Army 1SGT veteran and a 20-year retired Police Detective Sergeant. How I came about the ability to reunite these items with their owners is not your concern about how this information came to me. You spend wayyy toooo much on conspiracy theories! The only thing that you need to be concerned with as I am, is getting this stolen property back to its rightful owners and prosecuting the offenders! Some folks have nothing better to do than to spread BS. If you are the owner or know the owners DM me! Otherwise, please keep your negativity to yourself! Any further questions, if you are not the rightful owner, please just wonder why you are the way you are!