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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 10:35am

Can you identify this suspected porch pirate?

The Montgomery County Sheriff's Office is attempting to identify the pictured male who is believed to have committed a package theft on May 3, 2022.

The suspect walked onto the front porch of a residence in the Woodridge subdivision in Porter, Texas, and is suspected of stealing several packages.

The suspect is a white male who drove a red car with a black front bumper.

If anyone has information on this suspect or vehicle, please contact the Montgomery County Sheriffâ€™s Office at 936-760-5800 and refer to case #22A129935.

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 10:36am

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 10:37am

Good picture with a description of a car. Hopefully someone will see it.

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 10:40am

He's a hockey fan... that should narrow it down, down here

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 10:41am

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 10:45am

@Stealth83 : You ruined my Columbo moment, dang you...

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 10:45am

ChesterAtkins : yup or he shops at goodwill

@Stealth83 :

Or he picked up something he found on the floor of his apartment. I love the cigarette hanging in his mouth.

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 10:46am

I think I saw him at the last KDC meet up.

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 10:57am

He got that shirt off the previous porch.

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 11:33am

I order almost everything online. I often think that one day a porch pirate will rob me of my purchases.
I am sure they will be delighted when they find such treasures as my most recent orders:

Six pack of granny panties, assorted colors XL
A random widget part for my gas grill
A bottle of turmeric supplements
One roll of parchment paper
A box of crayons for my grandson
A tube of Arnica cream for my arthritis

Yes, these wonderful packages would most definitely be worth getting arrested over and having your mug plastered all over social media!

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 11:34am

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 11:37am

I order almost everything online. I often think that one day a porch pirate will rob me of my purchases. I am sure they will be delighted when they find such treasures as my most recent orders: Six pack of granny panties, assorted colors XL A random widget part for my gas grill A bottle of turmeric supplements One roll of parchment paper A box of crayons for my grandson A tube of Arnica cream for my arthritis Yes, these wonderful packages would most definitely be worth getting arrested over and having your mug plastered all over social media!

@teatime : He may need the crayons for bartering if caught...

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 11:38am

@ChesterAtkins : I'm sure a die hard since all the way back in 2017.

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 11:45am

@TownHubAdmin : County can get the plate off the car if it's not stolen.

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 11:51am

I wonder what kind of Media Advisory they'd send out if he did something like beat the crap out of a kid, breaking his teeth and fracturing his skull.

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~ 2 years, 9 mos ago May 6, '22 11:54am

I wonder what kind of Media Advisory they'd send out if he did something like beat the crap out of a kid, breaking his teeth and fracturing his skull.

@Reivax :

Huh?

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