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Re: Vapor trail over K-wood 01/31/2013
Kim jong il missle? they over shot cali... ... More »

Re: Opportunity to move 01/31/2013
@notfromhere: What type of cars do you have and what will you want for them if not 4x4? ... More »

"O" cookies 01/30/2013
Does nookie come after "o"-cookie? ... More »

Re: Pico de gallo 01/30/2013
Un poco de cebollaun poco de cilantroun poco de limonI un CHILON pa-que te aga GRITAR!... More »

Re: Pico de gallo 01/30/2013
REAL MEXICANS DON'T MEASURE! ... More »

Re: Place to meet ladies in mid 50's plus 01/30/2013
@BooBear: The fewer miles on the odometer the better.... .... wait... i think that was s'pose... More »

Re: What is the Deal with the Set of Balls hanging from the back of a Truck? 01/30/2013
@hgmag: Like iPhones? ... More »

Grab tool 01/30/2013
@mm4731: Will it be stolen?... More »

Garage Door Repair 01/30/2013
@Jetlegsuk: ... sprinkle some bamboo seeds on his lawn and his flower beds..... ... More »

Garage Door Repair 01/30/2013
@Jetlegsuk: Make your house look like crap and they will not care what your garage door look... More »

Re: gay boy scout ban 01/29/2013
@DiverDude: Bro, "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat ... More »

Place to meet ladies in mid 50's plus 01/29/2013
@Bill65: Just remember, all women have benefits....... Ya Just have to meet the dedu... More »

Re: Place to meet ladies in mid 50's plus 01/29/2013
@Haybugg: wow... I think this is the first instance I know of when someone offers up moma for ... More »

Re: Place to meet ladies in mid 50's plus 01/29/2013
@bubbleyes72: ELGuapo has benefits... :yes: ... More »

Re: Grab tool 01/29/2013
So, I go to GOOGLE and type in Grab Tool.... and I get this.... ?????WTF....... More »

Re: Place to meet ladies in mid 50's plus 01/29/2013
@Bill65: Have you tried the medicine isles at either H.E.B. or Walgreen's? ... More »

Re: Obama "The Skeet Shooter" 01/29/2013
I bet they trained him how to fire an A-K in Pakistan... ... More »

Re: Do you last more than 2 minutes?... 01/29/2013
@lola: If it feels good..... DON'T STOP! ..... at least that's how it reads in my play book. ... More »

Re: Do you last more than 2 minutes?... 01/29/2013
@GoldenGirl: I'm going to quietly walk away from this one.... ... More »

Re: What is the Deal with the Set of Balls hanging from the back of a Truck? 01/29/2013
Ladies that go to wal-mart need to get one of these....What a dirty girl!... More »

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