Things dogs never say - Page 8

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Elite

Please wash my food bowl before putting more food in it.

I'll wait.

Apr 4, 2012 - 08:16 am

FoFa

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Elite

Please pass the paw sanitizer.

Apr 4, 2012 - 09:40 am

FoFa

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Elite

My bladder is full, I better go pee in a cup

Apr 4, 2012 - 12:15 pm

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Elite

OH MAN. I am middle aged! My life is over!

Apr 4, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Zephard

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Elite

I am nauseated. I wander if I am pregnant?

Apr 4, 2012 - 12:43 pm

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Elite

I am tired of water, can I get an ice tea?

Apr 4, 2012 - 01:16 pm

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Elite

I will not roll in the cut grass and track into the house, I swear.

Apr 4, 2012 - 02:31 pm

FoFa

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Elite

I HATE YOU!!!

Apr 4, 2012 - 04:25 pm

pharlap

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Apr 4, 2012 - 04:34 pm

positiveone

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Hand over the baggie & I'll clean up the mess I just made.

Apr 4, 2012 - 05:55 pm

pksbar

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Elite

Which way do you like my hair better long or short?

Apr 4, 2012 - 06:07 pm

Zephard

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Elite

You know, I think it is time to get my anal glands relieved.

Apr 4, 2012 - 10:08 pm

FoFa

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You guys are cracking me up tonight. Love the doggie bag one and the anal glands.

Apr 4, 2012 - 10:24 pm

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Elite

Hey! Hey! What's wrong with you!?! Can't a dog poop in peace?

Turn around please.

Apr 5, 2012 - 08:18 am

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