Things dogs never say - Page 9

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If you think these dog treats are so good, why don't you eat one?

Apr 5, 2012 - 02:34 pm

FoFa

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Fire hydrants are just for fires.

Apr 5, 2012 - 02:53 pm

Zephard

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There once was a dog from natucket

he hid all his bones in a bucket

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Apr 5, 2012 - 02:59 pm

FoFa

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I'm not religious, just spiritual.....

Apr 5, 2012 - 05:03 pm

nycoil

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What, go for a walk, no, thank you.

Apr 5, 2012 - 06:08 pm

FoFa

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I am to tired to answer that neighbor dogs bark.

Apr 5, 2012 - 09:07 pm

Zephard

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Listen to that idiot dog next door, probably barking at a squirrel or cat or something equally stupid.

Apr 5, 2012 - 09:46 pm

FoFa

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I'm not outing my nose anywhere near that.

Apr 5, 2012 - 09:51 pm

BooBear

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I REFUSE to get in that car to go for a ride!!!

Apr 5, 2012 - 10:06 pm

pharlap

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I REFUSE to get in that car to go for a ride!!!

@pharlap:

My friend has one of those. LOL. I got one almost as bad about not wanting to go in the car and the other who begs and jumps and tries to go every time we get ready to go out.

Apr 5, 2012 - 10:22 pm

Zephard

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woah I'm really concerned about my breath, maybe I should stay out of people's faces.

Apr 7, 2012 - 08:38 am

FoFa

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Bacon. I love it, but I have to control myself....high cholesterol

Apr 7, 2012 - 10:33 am

FoFa

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I think my butt is getting big.....maybe I should cut back on my eating....

Apr 7, 2012 - 06:47 pm

pharlap

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Could we get a gym membership?

Apr 7, 2012 - 07:04 pm

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