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So @Ray and his wife go to Florida for their 2nd honeymoon. 
When they get back, his friend says to him, "So, tell me, how was it?" 
"Oh, it was beautiful," says Ray. "The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we--" 
His friend interrupts him. "A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?" 
"Oh," says Ray, "we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday..."


Jun 14, 2012 - 11:56 am
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@elguapo's idea of a hot date...


@mm4731:

MM's idea of a hot date



@FoFa:   The cute one's mine!




Jun 14, 2012 - 12:06 pm
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Something for everyone there.
Far right is waxed.
second from left is darker, more exotic.
The one all the way to left has a big butt.
The two remaining are sisters!





Jun 14, 2012 - 12:22 pm
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I like big butts, so I call the one on the left.......unless its someones sloppy seconds?


Jun 14, 2012 - 12:24 pm
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I like big butts, so I call the one on the left.......unless its someones sloppy seconds?


@mm4731:

Baaaaaaaaaad


Jun 14, 2012 - 12:27 pm
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Far right is waxed.


@FoFa: that one is @Retired_Engineer: cause hes a monkey and well, shes showing hers
 
fyi  the two of you are really old, so you may not get that






Jun 14, 2012 - 12:34 pm
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Here is a picture of @mm4731 when he was younger.  Who would have figured that he's turn out to be a perv?!?




Jun 14, 2012 - 12:41 pm
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Here is a picture of @mm4731 when he was younger.  Who would have figured that he's turn out to be a perv?!?


@Retired_Engineer:

Oh crap, I thought that was him with the granny panties on.
Oh Well.



Jun 14, 2012 - 02:01 pm
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Here is a picture of @mm4731 when he was younger. Who would have figured that he's turn out to be a perv?!?

@Retired_Engineer:

Oh crap, I thought that was him with the granny panties on. Oh Well.



@FoFa: you wish, you old pervert


Jun 14, 2012 - 02:05 pm
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They didn’t realize just how long  @Retired_Engineer  had been with the company until he was cleaning out his desk and found a stage coach ticket.

Jun 14, 2012 - 02:14 pm
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What can you say about a man who is admired, revered, and loved by everyone? I can start by saying its not @mm4731 I'm talking about.

Jun 14, 2012 - 02:15 pm
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@Retired_Engineer:  
 
 1970s....


 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1980s....
 
 

 
 
 
like Whitney said "crack is whack"


Jun 14, 2012 - 02:28 pm
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lol at fofa....that sounds about right


Jun 14, 2012 - 02:29 pm
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Let us not forget @heathur

She can out-talk an echo.


Jun 14, 2012 - 02:30 pm
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@Retired_Engineer:  
 
 1970s....


 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1980s....
 
 

 
 
 
like Whitney said "crack is whack"


@mm4731:   No fair!  You took that picture when I had my teeth out!




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