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@heathur "I don't have time for shopping" had this designed for her.
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Jun 15, 2012 - 11:09 am
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That picture reminds me of a question I've had for a while. The band "Butthole Surfers"....... - Are they buttholes that like to surf? or
- Do they like to surf buttholes?
Bands today come up with such strange names.
@Retired_Engineer: Tell me you're just jacking around, because that's just gross... 
@TheTruthHurts: Would I jack you around? 
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Jun 15, 2012 - 11:50 am
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@Retired_Engineer: I'll just leave my dog here to guard the car. AND I didn't lock him inside where it will get hot.
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Jun 15, 2012 - 01:25 pm
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@FoFa: good thinking. Love the parking job!
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Jun 15, 2012 - 01:35 pm
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@Retired_Engineer is pushing his cart around Wal-Mart when he collides with another guys.
The Retired_Engineer says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The Retired_Engineer says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
The second guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
To which the Retired_Engineer says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours!"
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Jun 15, 2012 - 02:19 pm
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@Retired_Engineer, @Ray and FoFa, were walking their dogs one sunny spring morning. Retired_Engineer says to Ray, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," Ray answers, "it's Thursday." FoFa, listening in, pipes up, "So am I! Let's grab a beer."
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Jun 15, 2012 - 02:28 pm
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That picture reminds me of a question I've had for a while. The band "Butthole Surfers"....... - Are they buttholes that like to surf? or
- Do they like to surf buttholes?
Bands today come up with such strange names.
@Retired_Engineer: Tell me you're just jacking around, because that's just gross...
@TheTruthHurts: Would I jack you around?
@Retired_Engineer: NO question about it. lmao.
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Jun 15, 2012 - 02:32 pm
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@BooBear
I know it's been a few years. But how did you get out of that without getting wet?
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Jun 15, 2012 - 03:51 pm
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Its all about the shies @fofa if you look, they are on the wrong feet. that allows some major gymnastics on my part. the lesson leaned here though should be 'dont piss me off'
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Jun 15, 2012 - 04:01 pm
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that allows some major gymnastics on my part.
@BooBear:
So I take it that was how, just less than a year later you escaped this without injury?
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Jun 15, 2012 - 04:12 pm
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