Happy 4th of July!! - Page 2

Homer:
Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines... large box
of condoms... a couple of those panty shields [quickly] and some
illegal fireworks [back to normal] and one of those disposable enemas.
Ehhh... make it two.
-- Homer shops for illegal fireworks, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"

Clerk:

My apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this
state and is punishable by a f...
 [the last customer leaves]
Follow me.
-- Moral values up high, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"

The clerk shows Homer into his stockpile of fireworks.

Clerk:
"Any red-blooded, flag-fearing American would love the M-320.
Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small
part of it."
-- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"