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Your dog's resume
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if your dog posted a resume (for any job) what would his/her work history, skills, etc. be?
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FONZIE--4.5 y/o male retriever
Education: Educated on the mean streets of a Kingwood housing development
Work history: Undiscerning food critic, 2009-present
Professional hole digger
Skills: Hole digging skills, Cheerful lookout, take charge (aka wallow in attention) attitude
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May 4, 2012 - 03:49 pm
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Poodle . .. great for in bed snuggling , can put away any food you do not want off your plate . Will take long walks with you at any hour day or night. Great buddy for long drives in your vehicle. Will keep all varmits & critters out of your yard . Enjoys watching TV & will guard you & your home 24 / 7 . asking nothing in return but love.
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May 4, 2012 - 03:58 pm
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Mine hold the furniture down and also have the ability to see and bark at all the invisible foesthe MUST be everywhere.
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May 4, 2012 - 08:11 pm
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Woof.
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May 4, 2012 - 08:54 pm
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Experience in making squeaky toy noise, playing fetch/keep away, barking at anyone who dares enter the yard, keeping me company while I cook and hoping "clumsy mom" drops something good, very talented in giving "sweet eyes" and tale wagging to get belly rubs. Of course the standard sit, down stay and leave it commands. Also, cat poop hunting and eating skills.
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May 4, 2012 - 09:24 pm
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Lets see. Resume. Well I was born in Huntsville, and then came to Kingwood. I was kicked out of several playgroups. I don't need a group to play, not sure why I was put in these. Some say, I am a bit active, they use terms like ADHD x 100. I don't get it. Is that a ball? BRB!
Yes it was a ball. A yellow ball. Then there was a squirrel.
Oh the Resume. Yes, as you can see I am a proven multi tasker. I can help with redecorating. I also help keep construction cost down. I just eat sheetrock. Got a chair you need to recover? I will, for free, dispose of the old cover in under 10 min. when left to concentrate on my job.
My pay requirements are very small. A 4 lb roast once in a while will do. And if you happen to bake 32 mini blueberry muffins and leave them on the island I will eat those as well. NOT a fan of the lazy susan. Very hard, even for me to catch my food from these vile contraptions.
I am a proven, even renowned, motivational work out partner. You will take me on walks, so I will not get bored. A bored lab will eat the sheetrock off the walls. And I love to share. I have no problems with waiting for you to go to sleep before I jump in the bed and share it with you.
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May 4, 2012 - 10:25 pm
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Really?
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May 5, 2012 - 06:12 am
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I love this thread.
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May 5, 2012 - 07:29 am
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my dog doesn't have a resume.....she has a vitae.......
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May 5, 2012 - 07:41 am
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my dog doesn't have a resume.....she has a vitae.......
@nycoil:
Is it long? Is she a superdog?
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May 5, 2012 - 08:02 am
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6 mo old Sheppie mix looking for a stable home with loving parents. I am a fast learner and look forward to moving up the chain of command to ALPHA leader.
I will bark for treats and other delectables.
I get along well with most others, however there are a few exceptions.
I am a people pleaser and will do anything for attention.
I consider this a mere stepping stone to find my place in a good home with great benefits.
Thank you for your kind consideration.
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May 5, 2012 - 09:57 am
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Ella
7 year old golden
I make a better door than a window. Love eating the cat food before my own. Dont mind small children who are curious over my body parts. Love to annoy cats.
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May 5, 2012 - 10:47 am
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